Comedian. Karaoke Superstar. Poker Extraordinaire. Sexy Bitch.
Those are just a few words often used to describe me. My name is Aloysius Benski but some of you know me as The Skidmark Kid. I started this blog (that no one will read) because my Facebook account got suspended. It turns out that one of my Facebook “friends” was stealing my jokes so I called him out on it, and the a-hole reports me for not using my real name and says I was harassing him. Mark Zuckerberg’s team then comes swooping in and shuts down my account for violating the terms of service, because I was the only one on Facebook not using my real name.
Maybe one day I’ll be back on Facebook. But for now, here I am…friendless with no one to listen to my crazy opinions and thoughts. But you’re reading this, so maybe I’m wrong.
That’s all you really need to know for now. Hurt.